I have to admit, I have a really horrible habit of using "bad" words all the time. For the sake of a child or nun that may end up reading this I will refrain from saying what I would like to say to Upper Deck, as well as what I want to see them eat. Here is the final response that I got earlier, and the last time I will bother with this topic.
"Those memorabilia cards were exclusive to the QVC set. We were not given any information about those cards and what they contained so we cannot provide you any information that will be helpful currently for those cards. The broadcast said they could be an alex Rodriguez or Derek jeter. We cannot verify which player you received. Thank you
Basically, they told me we don't have a freakin clue what went on, we certified these cards with our asses. Like Sooz said, "it could be Luigi the bat boy."